Would this actually work?

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this...
A husband and wife are travelling by car from Key West to Boston . After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk Clerk hands them a bill for $350.00.
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00.
When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were available for the husband and wife to use.
'But we didn't use them,' the man complains.
'Well, they are here, and you could have,' explains the Manager.
He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. 'The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here,' the Manager says.
'But we didn't go to any of those shows,' complains the man again.
'Well, we have them, and you could have,' the Manager replies.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, the man replies, 'But we didn't use it!'
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay.


He writes a cheque and gives it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the cheque. 'But sir,' he says, 'this cheque is only made out for $50.00.'


'That's correct,' says the man. 'I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with my wife.'


'But I didn't!' exclaims the Manager.
'Well, too bad,' the man replies. 'She was here, and you could have ! '

hahah thats funny but gee you would have to be game to pull that trick! :) xx

lol thanks :) Report It

ha. probably not but its worth a shot :P

hahahaha, i like it.
but i dont think that guy could get away with that.

I GET IT!!!!!!!! wow its kinda rare for me to get something bt i get it umm maybe it would work

nice gag. but you failed to mention the man's wife is a lawyer who can get him off of this. it would be considered a con or at most an attempt to swindle the joint. not good enuf

=D dunno if it works

Nice, but I really wonder how you can drive from the key west to Boston?

Oooooo he got burned bad!!!! I wanted to c the look on his face when he got dissed!!! You are awesome!!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAH :]]]
love it<3

Good stuff.

HAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
that actually made me laugh and i dont laugh at jokes that much!!!!!!

i dont think it would work and the man could probably go to jail ofr not paying the fee.....but that is really funnY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was good! but its not going to be possible

It might be worth a try, but most hotels I have stayed at don't accept checks.