Expensive Hotel Bill.....?

>> Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston.
>>
>> After almost twenty-four hours on the road, They're too tired to
>> continue, and they decide to
>> stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but
>> they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
>>
>>
>> When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a
>> bill for $350.00. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells
>> the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00! When the
>> clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
>>
>> The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that
>> the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the
>> husband and wife to use.
>>
>>
>> "But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here,
>> and you could have," Explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of
>> the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las
>> Vegas perform here," the Manager says.
>>
>> "But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains the man again.
>>
>> "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies. No
>> matter what amenity the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"
>>
>> The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees
>> to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when
>> he looks at the check.
>>
>> "But sir," he says, this check is only made out for $50.00."
>>
>> "That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300.00 for
>> sleeping with my wife."
>>
>> "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. "Well, too bad," the man
>> replies. "She was here and you could have."

LOL Sexy C that was great and deserves a star!!!!! Hahaha it reminds me of my mom and dad boy were they funny when it came to sex!!!! LOL thanks for the laugh it made my tummy turn! HAHAHAHA

he he hilarious...but you could've shortened it a bit from the original...

hey!!....dats a gud one!!!!

i used to work night at a ramada inn and i got that crap all the time....complaining about the bill

funny one you get a star for the giggle

funny but a bit predictable..

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah thats a good one

hahahaha

that was good

hahaha! lol!i love that! a star to you!

I think it's pretty cool that he thinks sex with his wife is worth $300.00 - thanks for the giggle!