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Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you Might want to
consider this...

A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston

After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to
continue and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel
and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get
back on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk Clerk; hands them a bill
for $350.00.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells
the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth
$350.00.

When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the man insists
on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the
hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were
available for the husband and wife to use.

"But we didn't use them," the man complains.

"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes
on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the
hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and
Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.

"But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we
didn't use it!"

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to
pay.

He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says,
"this check is only made out for $50.00."

"That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with
my wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

"Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you could have."

I will considerate next time I pay a hotel/motel bill. Thanks, keep 'em comin'

Ouch! lol! Funny! 10!

Long way to go for a joke that is just okay

Lol. that was pretty funny.

LMFAO!!!

loving the logic!

f xxx

ha!

what goes around comes around i guess


then what happened...

LOL. All righty, then! LOL.

10/10

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