TOP TEN TRICKS TO LIVEN UP A MEETING xxx funny or not xxx?

1 Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the 'real' reason this meeting has been called.
2 Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table.
3 During a meeting, each time the boss makes an important point, (or at least one he/she seems to consider important), make a little noise like you are building up to an orgasm.
4 Stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, leaves. Thank them for coming.
5 Give a broad wink to someone else at the table. In time, wink at everyone. Sometimes shake your head just a little, as if to indicate that the speaker is slightly crazy and everybody knows it.
6 Arrange to have a poorly-dressed young woman with an infant quietly enter the meeting, stare directly at the (male) speaker for a while, burst into tears, then leave the room.
7 Bring a hand puppet, preferably an animal. Ask it to clarify difficult points.
8 When there is a call for questions, lean back in your chair, prop your feet up on the table, smile contentedly, and say, "Well, here's the way I see it, J.B..." (or any other impressive-sounding initials that are not actually your boss's.)
9 Complain loudly that your neighbour won't stop touching you. Demand that the boss make him/her stop doing it.
10

Bring a small mountain of computer printouts to the meeting. If possible, include some old-fashioned fanfold paper for dramatic effect. Every time the speaker makes a point, pretend to check it in one of the printouts. Pretend to find substantiating evidence there. Nod vigorously, and say "uh-huh, uh-huh!"

Very funny, but you forget to mention the remote controlled fart machine (stuck under the table near your boss of course)

its not only the meeting.lol

lol! I麓m printing this out and taking it into work with me!

funny

the only way to do that would be to own the company or have a big bank balance..

Ha ha ha.!!!
Got to try that at the next meeting, lol.!!!
Excellent ones there Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!

haha,funny.

Lmfao! Very funny! I thought this would be rubbish but there actually really good. 3 made me laugh so much and number 5 made me think of Mr Bean, the shaking head part. Actually there all really good. I like 8 and 10 as well.

EDIT: Ive just realised that I actually love them all lol.

Good ones there.

lol like it

would work for me.

gotta try it sometime!!

Funny lol

very good im sure that youd get the sack if you did all of this!

hahaha