Joke:::How to liven up a meeting?

1) Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the 'real' reason this meeting has been called.

2) Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table.

3 )During a meeting, each time the boss makes an important point, (or at least one he/she seems to consider important), make a little noise like you are building up to an orgasm.

4 )Stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, leaves. Thank them for coming.

5 )Give a broad wink to someone else at the table. In time, wink at everyone. Sometimes shake your head just a little, as if to indicate that the speaker is slightly crazy and everybody knows it.

6 )Arrange to have a poorly-dressed young woman with an infant quietly enter the meeting, stare directly at the (male) speaker for a while, burst into tears, then leave the room.

7 )Bring a hand puppet, preferably an animal. Ask it to clarify difficult points.

8) When there is a call for questions, lean back in your chair, prop your feet up on the table, smile contentedly, and say, "Well, here's the way I see it, J.B..." (or any other impressive-sounding initials that are not actually your boss's.)

9) Complain loudly that your neighbour won't stop touching you. Demand that the boss make him/her stop doing it.

10) Bring a small mountain of computer printouts to the meeting. If possible, include some old-fashioned fanfold paper for dramatic effect.
Every time the speaker makes a point, pretend to check it in one of the printouts. Pretend to find substantiating evidence there.
Nod vigorously, and say "uh-huh, uh-huh!"

not bad for a beginner he he he

yea amusing...lol

arrange for someone to bring you some black coffe and say keep it coming, pretend to have a hell of a headache

#3 is great!!! Good ones!

Funny! 10!

Hahahhahaaaa.....i love it...lol

lol good ones keep em coming
star!

hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl

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Good tips for my next boring meeting, at least it will give me something to do to keep me awake...lol

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