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Ken Burns was having a news conference re: his latest documentary. When asked why _he makes films on topics no one else will tackle______, he replied,
"Because _our military men and women should be regarded as the heroes they are_____. " A heckler in the crowd yelled
out, "__MAKE LOVE NOT WAR_____. "He looked her straight in the eye and said, "_Ma'am SO many of our American heroes died to give you the right to say that. God bless you. Have a nice day____."
Sunshine鈾attBaby happened to be there that day. She told him how _her brother served honorably in the United States Marine Corps____ she was that he did not include _a segment on The Few, The Proud, The U.S. Marines__________
in the program. "After all," she explained, "it would have made perfect sense, and I. personally, would have __had tears in my eyes_______."
Just then , _a war protester [one of those Fred Phelps types]___ walked into the room.
The headlines the next day read:
"__Burns and Sunshine Beat the Snot Out of Liberal Hippie___...

Ken Burns was having a news conference re: his latest documentary. When asked why _he was having the news conference naked_, he replied,
"Because _I have nothing to hide_. " A heckler in the crowd yelled
out, "_you should tell that to your little feller_. "He looked her straight in the eye and said, "_It's cold, leave him alone_."
Sunshine鈾attBaby happened to be there that day. She told him how _disgusted_ she was that he did not include _any type of clothing or censorship to cover up certain body parts of his_
in the program. "After all," she explained, "it would have made perfect sense, and I. personally, would have _kept my lunch down_."
Just then , _the Kool-Ade man broke through the wall and _ walked into the room.
The headlines the next day read:
"_Refrigerator escapee interrupts nudist documentary conference_...

Ken Burns was having a news conference re: his latest documentary. When asked why _smurfs_____, he replied,
"Because _the Scooby gang hired me to track their mating habits___. " A heckler in the crowd yelled
out, "__Dang fool____. "He looked her straight in the eye and said, "_Yabba Dabba Doo___."
Sunshine鈾attBaby happened to be there that day. She told him how _peeved____ she was that he did not include _Snorks_____
in the program. "After all," she explained, "it would have made perfect sense, and I. personally, would have _funded it_."
Just then , _Shaggy__ walked into the room.
The headlines the next day read:
"_Scooby buddy assaults film crew ____________________________...