Sci Fi survival tips, please help complete the list?

.If the earth loses it鈥檚 atmosphere鈥?br> Don鈥檛 waste your breath screaming
2. If it can eat through walls鈥?br> It can eat through you
3.Never swim alone at night鈥?br> Naked
8.Never go on an epic quest
With having an exit strategy
11.When building an army of super mutant soldiers鈥?
Don鈥檛 use the criminally insane
22 If you discover you can fly鈥?br> Don鈥檛 do it in commercial air space
28.If a fraternity requires a blood sacrifice鈥?br> Don鈥檛 pledge
29.Kids love dinosaurs
Unfortunately dinosaurs love kids too
32.If you engineer a super-virus鈥?br> Also engineer an unbreakable test tube
33.If you think your town has a werewolf problem鈥?
Move
38. Massive doses of radiation鈥?br> Won鈥檛 give you super powers
If its feet are bigger than your house鈥?
Don't hide in your house.
If you can see flesh in its teeth鈥?br> You are too close.
If its feet are bigger than you car鈥?br> Don't hide under your car.
If its teeth are bigger than it鈥檚 body鈥?br> Don鈥檛 pet it.

12 hours ago
ALl RIGHT FOLKS....there is a set of survival tips running on the Sci Fi channel. I am not looking for made up ones. I want the ones that thave been aired. The ones without numbers, need numbers.

I'm not sure "religion and spirituality" is the right forum for this. Other.
To answer the 1st poster. This is a list Sci Fi made up in regards to sci fi movies..

things like
3.Never swim alone at night鈥?br> Naked
is a reference to both Jaws, and Friday the 13th

29.Kids love dinosaurs
Unfortunately dinosaurs love kids too
is a reference to Jurassic Park

never say "there's too many of them!" or "they're coming right at me!" or something stupid like that. Instant death.

Oh, no made up ones. Who made those up BTW?

(ps. mine were direct Star Wars references)

Don't derisively make fun of those who have seen monsters/aliens.

In a TV series, don't be the new guy on a team exploring a new planet.

Fall down when being chased (women only)

Fumble with ignition keys (women only)

Have you gone to the Sci-fi channels web-page?

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