Lipstick at school?

According to a news report, a certain private school in Newcastle upon Tyne was recently faced with a unique problem.

A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the Headmistress decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little Princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet bowl

and cleaned the mirror with it, the silence was broken by a large number of gasps, a few girls vomited and apparently someone fainted, however since then, to the relief of the maintenance man, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers.... and then there are educators...

That's great. Absolutely hilarious. That teacher must be a friend of the professor as follows.

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor began the lecture by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said,
"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

HAha the girls were kissing mirrior that was cleaned by toliet water..

Excellent (*Mr. Burns Stylee)

I always say the harshest lessons are ones best learnt.

haha! that is sooo gross! Funny!

lmfao that is so funny i could say that was a sh!t kiss lol or a pi55 poor kiss lol ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA

haha, those little princesses deserved that!

hahahahahahahahahahaha
good one

Ha ha
thta's hilirous

Love it lol lol

omg the cheek of the lil princesses x]

yuk!

lol i like that one

that was funny :)
serves thjose girls right

very funny.....cute
excellent...awesome..........good job......keep up the good jokes.....made me laugh...lmao

I heard about that. My friend's dad is a janitor and he told us

i dont get it.

strange ive never heard this one before :)

good one! is that true? i give you a star in exchange for the good laugh you gave me!

lol i kinda get it?

i would honestly pay good money to see the looks on the girls faces! is this true? lol