I'm thinking of making a new bread...?

I was thinking of breading a wheaton terrier with a mini dachshund and calling them mini wheats. My dogs are well cared for, I feed them old roy with bacon grease since everyone knows that gives them shiny, healthy coats.
They also have their shots..well, I got one dose and watered it down and gave them all some, that should do the trick, right?
I think I got a handle on all this. What else can I do to make sure my new business is a success?

It's friday the 13th, and I have a death wish....

hiring a monkey! great idea..he'll work for bananas!

make sure to feed the momma lots steriods to make her puppies strong and let her have them outside in the garden so your house wont stink

i soo want one of your mini wheats so i can bread it to my frosted pit bull and get frosted mini wheat bulls :)

Don't you mean a bull of frosted mini wheats?! :) Report It

Since I caught the sarcasm in this...
That's hilarious. BYBs, crappy dog food, and "watered down" shots.

Too bad a number of people probably won't get it.

=)

WAIT, before you bread those pups listen to me!



I need to foster them like DP did so that way you'll have double the mini wheaty goodness! When do you want me to come by? I'm 13, which in dog years is 6 months old... perfect!

Don't forget to treat any illnesses they have yourself and if they get a cut remember, it's *used* motor oil that will do the trick, not new.

Thanks for the chuckle.

Hell, I don't know, maybe hire a monkey to bathe and feed them everyday, and make sure that the monkey doesn't forget to spay and nueter them as well......

Haha, 'stay crunchy in milk' you guys are hilarious!

{{...*Spontania*...}}

You do realize that you have just given all the BYB's out there yet a new idea for another designer dog. *LOL*

Thanks for the laugh. I needed that. ;-)

You need to get a stapler when the time comes that they should be stuck together!

I want two puppies for that advice >:)

Thanks for the laugh!

I cant wait to try the new bread salty sausages and weat thins are the best...mmm cant wait to see the bread on the shelves at the store

how can you? mini wheat have a sweet and a boring side... That's cruel... but will you feed that new breed with strawberries and vanilla?

Please make sure your mini wheats stay crunchy in milk. Otherwise, you seem to have the bases covered.

Well I for one am on your side with this one.. You go and breed your Mimi Wheats and I want to be on the waiting list for a nice little Cinnamon female !

How about a skye terrier with a highland terrier and call it a SKYHIGH

new bread? out of dogs??? that's nasty but chinese food is good so who knows...

LOL! Thanks for the laugh.

Do a bull dog and a shitzu and call it a bull ****, hahahahahah! bad joke, lol!

Lol. I once groomed a dog that the owner called a c**k tease. Cocker maltese mix lol.

mmm

Thanks for the laugh. For those of you who thought this was serious...it just makes it funnier. For those of you who are offended by a joke about breeding a Mini Wheat...get a sense of humor. I'm afraid it won't be too long before we see someone on here make an actual serious post about Mini Wheats.

And, I'll give you this much...I like the name Mini Wheats much better than Shnoodles or Pugapoos or Yorkieschoodlepugadoodles. Half the time I can't figure out what these mutts are supposed to be.

*makes cat noises*

MAN, Pamela, you are grumpy! Did you forget to eat your mini wheats today? Don't worry, Magic here will have about 2,000 of them ready for you in about 6 months. Never fear!

Frosted mini wheat bulls...THAT, my friend, is even better than the original! Thanks for a Friday smile, Magic 8!

And hey, if they're not the color you want, just try some spray paint. Not that "safe for doggy hair" spray paint, either...I mean the good stuff. You could spray them pink and pass them off as the strawberry ones!

please make sure whoever you give/sale the pups to(check their living environment..get to know them first)..there are enough dogs in shelters waiting to be adopted...dont make ur pups future follow that path

SURE.......then we can breed you to a chimp and call your kids a humensy

ugh, people should not be mesing around trying to "breed" different dogs.

dont theres already so many dogs at shelters dont make more of them lose their chances to find a good home

Question of the day, How do you know if you are a redneck,If you bread two BREEDS of dog together and feed them old roy covered in bacon grease then you truly are a redneck

first of all you don't bread dogs you breed then. second mixing two breeds together is stupid and creates worthless mutts.
and last the worst thing you could feed a dog is wal-marts ole-roy dog food covered in any kind of grease

if you are just trying to be funny call CBS and join Last Comics Standing tell your jokes there, If you want to be a breeder go to local library and check out some books to read if you can. other wise leave it to those that know what they are doing.