~17 thoughts, one of them gave you a smile right?~?

1. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it
2. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them
3. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
4. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive
5. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing
6. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
7. God must love stupid people; He made so many
8. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
9. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
10. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up
11. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
12. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine
14. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken
15. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD
16. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on
17. The trouble with life is there's no background music

Hahaha, I love the 2nd one, and the 3rd one, okay I loved all of them!!

Love them all except #s 6, 15, and 16.
My favorites are #s 10, 17, and 7

2,9,13 were all prety funny and 14 holds a lot of turth for some of the people i know

7. God must love stupid people; He made so many
14. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken
those were probably my favorites out of all of them..

Thanks for the laugh.

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