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What type of pranks can I pull on my crazy *** neighbor...?


I have the most annoying neighbor in the world. I work at the courthouse and she constantly is doing things that may cause me greif at work. In two weeks she has called the cops on my b/f and I four times. Last week he went to jail because of her cop calling ***. Then this past Tue. she made up a story about me hitting her with a cable cord and I was thrown in jail for battery. They amended it to Disorderly Conduct before I even bonded because the officer felt she may have been full of it. We are moving June 1st because of her. I cant handle her any longer. What I want to know are some pranks that will send her right over the edge. I even want to get her *** when I move. Please give me some good ideas...

I have a crazy neighbor like this too! What is WITH these people?! Mine hated this scented oil air freshener we had in the hallway and she broke it one day outside my door because she wanted it out of there. I went and bought another one and wiped down all the woodwork in the hall with the oil one night so it had time to soak in. She still can't figure out why she's cleaned the floor 10 times already and the hall still smells so strongly like the air freshener. She's told the landlord it gives her an awful headache but they can't find the source!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is there any way you could get to a personal item like a toothbrush or hairbrush and dip it in the toilet? Or, if you can get into her trunk you can leave a package of fish way in the back where she can't see it. I'm really evil.

Easy, take crap and wrap it in paper put it on fire, ring the doorbell and hopefully you neighbor will see the paper on fire and step on it to put the fire out!!!!!!!!

Put a piece of shrimp in her car. It will stink so bad and if you can get it in a vent it will take forever for the stink to go away!

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