Little Johnny likes to gamble?

One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city.

Johnny's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling."

So he calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him."

The teacher says OK, she can handle it.

The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny."

She says yes I know who you are.

Johnny smiles and says, "I bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your butt."

The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet.

She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole.

That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why.

So his dad calls the teacher and says, "Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost."

The teacher says, "Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem."

Johnny's dad laughs and says, "No you didn't, he bet me a hundred dollars this morning that he'd see your *** before the day was over."

Funny joke, thanks for the laughs. Have a star!!!

JOKA!

hardy har har, gotta love those little Johnny jokes!

haha

Tags

　　Commercial Space 　　Office Space 　　Business Services 　　Business Address 　　Call Forwarding 　　Call Handling 　　Answering Service 　　Telephone Answering 　　Mail Forwarding 　　Virtual Address 　　Virtual Assistant 　　Virtual Business

Related information

Seeing a women that suffers from depression, in need of some honest advice thanks?

Please answer me this - do you know when she started taking her meds or if she just recently started taking anything? Has she ever mentioned anything about being Bipolar? When beginning an a...

I can't talk to my boyfriend...?

OMG WHAT A FREAKIN JERK! DONT DO THAT PLEASE! you have wayyy to much going for you. dump him

...

Keep trying? or is this time for an end? Please Help.?

wow if she is going to treat you like that then stay away from her! she has serious issues that need help and until she is getting help i would steer clear of her. As much as it may hurt, you don&#...

Why doesn't my boyfriend want to have sex anymore?

You didnt say you love him back so he feels you arent attracted to him as he is to you so he's falling out of love with you.

...

Please help! My mentally ill father is making ME mentally ill.?

I also have a bipolar father, so I know what it's like. To a degree. Some of your family's circumstances are very different from mine. First of all, you have every right to set a bou...

My 22 yr old daughter will not communicate with me?

You and your husband were united as one when you became married. There is no way you should be dishing out any money to her, nor should she. You should tell her the door is open when she wants ...

Whats the best processors for a new laptop?

the best processor out there at this point in time is the core 2 quad i don't think its available in laptops because of the heat it creates the best available in laptops would be the core 2 ...

I shouldn't talk to her , but how to fight the temptation?

listen dude i am going through the same thing, i was with this girl for a few months, she said lets be friends, i still cared about her tremendously, the Friend thing worked out for a while then sh...