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These are some of the applications and leave letters written by various personnel . English, as they say, is really funny anguage!

A candidate's application
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post."

An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. please sanction me one week leave"...

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache.I request you to leave me today"

A family friend of ours told an incident of his friend's letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school"

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
" As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

Another leave letter written to Administration dept:
" As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave".

Someone writing a letter in English for first time to his friend:
" I am in the well, Hope you are also in the well.

I luv them all. The last one was suprb!

HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!! & ENJOY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a few more to this......

"Do not rotate the corridor, the principal just now passed away"

""You want my scooter? Take it. It is understanding the tree"

"Open the door of the windows, let the climate come in"

"do not waste your time, either eat canteen or read library"

" Dear friends....I welcome on behalf of all of us our notorios (...instead of notable) MLA Mr....."

Tehe - I love things like that!

I once read some really stupid real GCSE answers (eg someone referring to Homer from The Odyssey as Homer from The Simpsons, or something similar), but I can't find them. If I do, I'll let you know

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Verry funny!!! haha!!!

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