I like my childhood friend but she has a bf, who has a sister that likes me, but my half brother likes her WTF

I have a half brother, father鈥檚 son, whom I despise with every fiber of my being. He is one year younger, a sophomore. My fiber plans on giving him all of his inheritance (if the old man even has any), but that鈥檚 not why I hate him. He trusts me and looks up to me as if I really am his older brother yet he鈥檚 oblivious that I really hate him. My father will surely kill me (or at least toss me out the house) if I ever did anything to his precious son (me and the old man don鈥檛 get along).

So my half brother has a crush on this cute sophomore girl who has a crush on me. Every now and then, she will follow me around, dress really nice to impress me, ask me questions like if I have a gf or if I ever kissed anyone. Now my half brother begged me to ask her out to the school dance for him. I told him to stay the hell away from me and not to talk to me if he knows what's good for him so he got really upset. I know he was going to tell my father so I decided to help him. He, waiting for me to ask her.

At the same time, my childhood friend, whom I got re-aqquanted with in high school after we haven鈥檛 seen each other again for 8 years, was about to ask me to the dance, but misinterpreted me asking the sophomore girl out. The sophomore girl also thought I was going to ask her out, but when I told her I was only asking if she wanted to go with the Halfling, she got upset and walked away. The other girl ran off after she thought I was asking another girl so I couldn鈥檛 explain to her. My half brother came out from watching me behind a trash can tried to punch me calling me a backstabbing SOB, so I moved away and let him trip on his shoe lace. That got him really upset, but I didn鈥檛 care anymore whether or not he told the old man.

Now this childhood friend of mine was still showing signs that she liked me as much as when we were little kids. She kept flirting with me, pestering me with provocative questions, and always trying to hold my hand when we walked together and once even tried to get me into the mood to kiss her. She does all this even though she already has a big buffed bf whom she鈥檚 been going out with for 8 months which is the problem because one, I became his enemy during middle school, and two, he鈥檚 twice my size and I don鈥檛 want to get killed. Ironic how the three of us end up in the same school and even more ironic is the cute sophomore girl my brother likes is actually his little sister.

So a few days later I found the girl, my childhood friend, and explained to her what happened the other day and explained to her that even though I still had feelings for her, she can鈥檛 continue to act the way she does around me. Then she throws herself on me and kissed me on the lips! I MEAN WTF??!!! She gave me my first kiss on the cheek when we鈥檙e little kids, but this is different!!!!! I鈥檓 speechless and couldn鈥檛 say a word. So she walked off and said 鈥淚 know what you mean鈥?鈥?

Well as for my sad excuse for a family, my father bitched me all night about my brother and kept cursing my mom so I went out for an all night walk. I went to a caf茅 and saw the girl鈥檚 bf and his sister, who took a quick glimpse at me and stared away in sadness and ordered a drink.

The next day I heard that the girl broke up with her bf and now he was after me. He told his sister to stay away from me and then went up to me and challenged me to a fight and threatened to beat the****out of my half brother as well if he ever got near his sister. I told him I couldn鈥檛 give a rat鈥檚 a** about the Halfling, but I didn鈥檛 want to get into unnecessary violence with a complete imbecile which was a bad move cuz that got him really mad. The Halfling heard about how the guy was keeping her sister from doing anything at all so he went to talk to the sophomore girl. Her brother got really upset and is hunting for my brother whenever they鈥檙e at school, but I couldn鈥檛 care less. More importantly, what should I do now about my fight with the brute? How do I apologize to the sophomore girl so that she would stop looking so goddamn depressed that it even makes me sad? And what should I do about my childhood friend? AWWWWWW DAMN IT!!!! THIS IS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE FOR HIGH SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Btw. Would this make a good romance novel or soap?

A perfect movie lol. Aimed at teens and what happened. Alright lets finish the crap. Your child hood friend really loves you if she wants to still flirt after 8 LONG YEARS. Teen love usually doesn't last that long. Yet you found a girl that loves you for you. The sophomore girl that likes you, you should tell her "I'm sorry but I like another girl." Your brother on the other hand is on his own, you cant help him get a girl. That is on his accord. He either gets one or doesn't its his life, NOT YOURS. The boyfriend is angry because he thought he loved, but instead didn't see the signs because he was full of himself and happy. The sophomore will move on, if you are really lucky she will fall for your brother which gets him off your back, and happy, with out the pestering. Just take your childhood friend out. If anything YOU WILL BE A GOOD COUPLE.

O and the movie ends with, you and the girl with her ex and his girl, and your bro and his girl all together on a beautiful drive to the beach watching the sunset over the horizon dazzling in beautiful colors that reflect of the see and onto your girlfriends face making her more dazzling than ever. Life is good.