Is there a message in this.. his ship was sinking fast. He called out,?

"Anyone here know how to pray?"

One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray."

"Good," said the captain, "you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short."

have you heard this
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There's this guy who wants to test God and when there's flood in the town, he sits on the roof of his low lying house waiting for God to save him.

Along comes a rescue boat with ample space an they offer to take him, but he refuses saying that God will save him.

Then comes a helicopter when the water has already risen to his knees and he refuses saying the same thing.

Then, he drowns and finds himself before God and asks Him why He didn't save him and God replies

"You didn't take the boat and helicopter I sent you and committed suicide! Just for that, you can go to Hell!"

lmao dude, i had a bad day today fail 2 test in school, you brighten my day, thx a bunch

The first one was good. The second one I've heard before but you did something to the last line to screw it up. Maybe it's your Australian accent!

Both are classics, thanks for the laugh.

hahahahahahahaha lol thats pretty good but just in case im not mentioning this at church