Do you find this funny, Hope so I cant stop laughing every time I read it!! I hope I do not offend anyone?

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.


Please select from the following options menu:


If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.


If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.


If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.


If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9

Hahahahaha that's hilarious!!!


One of my faves is when someone calls that you don't want to talk to, answer the phone: "Suicide hotline please hold..."

helo Report It

I have just pressed 1 & 0 for ten points please!!!

hmmm...i have my voicemail set so that it goes"Hello,you have reached the insane asylum.Please leave a message and one of the people who live in this place will hopefully get back to you.Thank you.Have a nice day."

Anyway,i really liked your joke...star for you!!!YAY YOU!!!!