How can I market my new fashion idea for teens? See inside for details.?

I call my design "Pants That Fit," or PTF. The idea is that the pants will have a waist and butt size appropriate to actually fit on the teenager such that the waist is at waist level and the seat can breath a little and yet not be baggy. In my vision the kids will wear PTF that do not droop to their mid-thighs and will not have enough space in the seat to allow for the smuggling of small marmots.

I know this is a pretty retro concept, but I think I can make it happen if I get some good input from my community.

The next phase of my fashion empire may well include things like fashions that do not make teenage girls look like tramps, and then may even expand into the lack of hardware sticking out of their faces. With luck I may even get them to wear hats with the bill facing forward.

Help me out here, friends.

Dude!

A rare moment of seriousness here from a guy who is...

...although, a primo superstud in every way...

...knows from long ago experience with bell bottom jeans, that "pants that don't fit" is so "entrenched" into the teenage mentality, that you could never hope to get them to wear "pants that fit...

One of the major ironies of our existence as "fashion conscious animals," is that later on in life, as an adult, we struggle mightily to find "pants that fit," because when your waist and length of pants are "Prime Numbers," the pants companies only produce "two" of that size every year, and you're forced to either have the blood cut off to the parts of your body that are below the waist, or suffer the embarassment of wearing saggy baggy jeans or slacks, which make you suddenly look like Don Knotts with a belt problem...

I'm just gonna let the rest of this answer hang right there...

(A moment of silence for Don Knotts...but only if he's dead...I can't remember...I think he's dead now...my apologies to Andy Griffith if he's not dead...or is alive...either way..)

It's just avant-garde enough to work.

I'm a former mother (well, still mother but the kid has grown up) of a son that wore jeans that were so baggy and hung so low that he actually waddled like a penguin.

What's your next plot? Banning the use of neon hair coloring and gels?

I applaud you.