Are BMW's the best.......!!??

In a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.

The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Good mornin' to yerz, sir" says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant."They're called tees" replies Tiger. "Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"f*ckin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Dem boys at BMW tink of everything!"

Lol- then he asked was there any mechanics around.

The attendant replied 'No sir, we got Mc Faddens,Mc Donnalds and Mc Kinstrys but no McAnicks'

haha i just read that out to my bf who works for BMW and he cracked up!

lmao that very good have a *

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh

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