Does any of this sound out of line?

We have both agreed upon the following parenting time schedule: Wednesdays 8AM to 12PM
Meaning I drop the kids off at 8 AM and they are returned to the meeting spot at 12PM
Sundays that I work 7:00AM to 6:00 PM
Sundays that I don't work 9:00AM to 5:00 PM
We agreed on a 15 minute lay over period for traffic purposes. After the 15 minutes is up parenting time is canceled for that day and no make up time will be allowed. (If there is not a good reason for not being there)
Any changes to this schedule should be made 24 hours prior to the date of the visitation. At this point in time an alternative day should be arranged immediately.

Calling the kids should happen once a day. This is so neither one of us disrupts what the other is doing with the children.

I am not responsible for waking you or your ride up for any parenting time.

From this point forward all conversations should be regarding the children. Thats the only business we have together.

This is to my ex. Thoughts?

Really? Actually I was told to do this by an attorney...

Good Luck. He will mess this up just for the fun of controlling you.

YOUR are extremely naive. You gonna have to clam down and relax. I mean you maybe upset with the ex but what you purpose isn't possible. Considering your are both parents and adults. You need to get over your anger and try to get along. If that means you only discuss the kids and the important issues for now than that's what you do. Trying to dictate terms to your ex is only gonna make matters worse and make you look mean in front of the kids.

children need care and affection of parents!
dont mess up things with this sort of schedule