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I gave my gf 拢100 to spend on sex toys but it all went wrong!!!! HELP!!!!?


I've not had a lot of experience but I've been having great fun with this girl who's a couple of years older than me. Anyway, she said a friend of a friend of hers was having an Ann Summers party and she could go and get some toys if I wanted to experiment.

Well wtf would you have done?

I dug in my pocket and gave her some cash and went home looking forward to the next time I saw her thinking vibrators, lube, handcuffs or something.

I went round a couple of days later (3 days ago) and she let me in and told me to wait downstairs till she called me. When she called I went up and she was wearing like this all in one pvc or rubber catsuit or something, shiny as hell, with a freaking great big thick plastic dick on the front, and she's saying Hi honey, do you wanna play.

Well I got out of there as fast as my legs would carry me, and I haven't had the heart (or maybe the guts) to call her since. Part of me is wetting myself laughing, but part of me is franky terrified.

HELP!!

HAHAHA!!!that's hilarious XD. You really should have been specific.

You're terrified because you wasted 100 pounds?or because she maybe the type to hunt you down and get it to be worth the trouble?

lmao!! HAHAHAHA!!! you wanted some freaky stuff...you got dude!

so what's wrong with that? your fault for not being specific. Whats' more, you shouldn't have run out. what happened to talking about things? she's obviously into that sort of thing and i think it would have been good if you two talked it out before running away.

Prude!

If you aren't into that, there are many better ways to tell her than running away. If you don't want a girl who will take a chance with you sexually, just get ready for a lifetime of boring and mechanical sex.

hahahahahahaha omg thats really funny.

but more seriously just call her and tell her that you just didnt feel comfortable in the situation. any good girlfriend will understand. good luck!

the best way to put it is no guts no glory. maybe she didn't buy what you were expecting but she did open up a new wave of thoughts and idea's. maybe you should examine this and try something new. if your to scared of an aggressive woman well show her this answer and tell her to write me, I'm not scared. Maybe the other option is for you to go to the store yourself and buy her a few toys yourself. get between her legs and give her a combination oral sex/sex inside moment. wanna see her come lick her and feel her full at the same time. she'll never forget that moment from you ever.

Wow. Id leave the *****, That would be the worse case scenario. Leave her she is a little too freaky.

how can you tell this question is fake? i'll tell ya how! you can't afford an entire PVC suit complete with huge fake dildo for only 100 pounds!

har!

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