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The chicken & the horse...it's funny?


a horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.the horse fall's into a mud hole and is sinking.he call to the chicken to go and get a farmer to help pull him out to safety.

the chicken runs to the farmer but the farmer can't found.so he drives the farmer's bnw back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.

he then throws the other end of the rope to his friend,the horse & drives the car forward saving him for sinking!!

a few day later,the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole.the chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.

the horse said,''i think i can stand over the hole!!'so he stretched over the width of the hole and said,''grab for my'thingy' and pull yourself up.''and the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

the moral of the story:
if you're hung like a horse,you don't need a bmw to pick up chick

ROFLMFAO!
Great story!

ha ha ha

woooooooow

I get it but its not funny I thought the horse was gonna say something like "screw you, im out"

Pretty funny! 8/10!

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