Would you like to read a letter from the tooth fairy to the con artists called children ?

Thank you for leaving one [1] tooth under your pillow last night.

While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason(s) indicated below:

( ) the tooth could not be found

( ) it was not a human tooth

( ) we do not think that pieces of chicken bone are very funny

( ) we were unable to approach the tooth due to excessive odor

( ) the tooth has previously been redeemed for cash

( ) the tooth did not originally belong to you

( ) the tooth fairy does not process fingernails

( ) your request has been forwarded to the Nerve Ending Fairy for appropriate action

( ) you were overheard to state that you do not believe in the tooth fairy

( ) you are age 12 or older at the time your request was received

( ) the tooth is still in your mouth

( ) the tooth was guarded by a vicious fairy-eating dog at the time of our visit

( ) no night light was on at the time of our visit

( ) the snacks provided for the tooth fairy were not satisfactory, or were missing

( ) we discovered evidence of unsafe tooth extraction as follows:

[ ] string

[ ] pliers

[ ] gunpowder

[ ] hammer marks

[ ] chisel

[ ] part of skull attached to tooth

[ ] no dental care

( ) other:

Thank you for your request, and we look forward to serving you in the future.

Sincerely, The Tooth Fairy

you can have a star for that one

Lmao! That's great :D

fab ~ have a star!

haha, funny

i wish i'd had one of these when my kids were little,i'd have saved a fortune!!! love it lots of stars for that 1 !! lol

Wow,that was some finger exercise,wher did you extract it?please fill me in and I'll put it on file. Goodnight.

lol! very funny!

nice-seen one like ths.
do children still believe in these? many people say children aren't as naive or innocent or gullible as before.

hahahahahaha lmao

Very funny thanks for sharing.

Nice one thanks

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