Another groaner?

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer, but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives forward, SAVING him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again, and the chicken fell into a mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole." So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks!

hey...chris ..is it a joke...? i like it very much.thanks......miss u

top joke good one lol

hahaha good one :)

OK, GOOD ENOUGH

very nice, this was a funny dirty joke! XD

hahaha great stuff

10/10 LOL! Star!

lol, great joke, star.

best one 2day. you can bet that i will be telling that one 2nite at work!!

Yes A Groaner.....

so what cha driving???

LOL!!!!

:)

Ha ha ha.!!!
That is true too, lol.!!!
10/10 Chris.!!!
Cheers mate.!!

hilarious

Hahahahahahahahaha Chris you are a funny Guy and I loved this one...A Star is coming your way.. Lol
A Friend,
poppy1

lol Funny! Keep up the great jokes!

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