Do you believe Tiger Woods said this?

made me laugh, and try doing it with a Wesstttt coast accent.........

In a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a
petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The
attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner
completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Good mornin' to yerz, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a
quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does
so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Tiger.

"Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Feckin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Dem boys at BMW tink of
everything!"

So why does this guy have to be Irish, are you suggesting they are all dumb.. 20 years ago i`d have thought "yep, funny joke.. nice one " But seein as you cant tell jokes about Blacks or Pakis then you can`t tell em about Irish. So this joke is Racist !!!

Don`t blame me, blame Yahoo !!

What? Report It

lol nice one

free 2 points... hahaha

obviously a lie but lol

Funny.

Susie you've reached a new high. This has still got me laughing and I have already emailed it to friends and given you a star. I wish I could give you ten!

No, I don't believe he said this because he drives a Buick.

that deserves a star, nice one

he heeeee...you go girl!!! :-D

hahahahahaahahahahahahahahah snort ahahahahah ! I LOVE it .

That's two points for the IRISH !!!!!

lol... don't think he seriously said that.

BMW did a fantastic job on his automobile.

Emailing to DH and my sons ASAP.

Geeze, that's hysterical.

Tags

　　Shared Offices 　　Commercial Space 　　Office Space 　　Business Services 　　Business Address 　　Call Forwarding 　　Call Handling 　　Answering Service 　　Telephone Answering 　　Mail Forwarding 　　Virtual Address 　　Virtual Assistant

Related information

Ii have a situation..boy + girL probLems! drama! heLp!!!?

If she is as close as a sister then she will understand. Just tell her how you feel about him and how you've always felt about him. she should understand but at the same time you have to under...

You do not have to answer if you want too and please dont leave me any stupid comment thanks?

What exactly are you asking? Do you want the answers or help working it out? I think you should try to do some yourself

...

Harassment at school...sorta... help?

The best thing to do is simply ignore these girls. I know that is a lot easier said than done, and its not always that easy (actually its never that easy), but it really is the best thing to do. ...

I read a lot of comments here daily where people keep praising Mahatma Gandhi?

Yes, Gandhi is what people you have read have described. He was unlike a common man, there fore he is called by Tagore 'Mahatma' or Great Soul.

...

This is really long, but I'm in need of some good advice?? please!?!?!?

this girls mom is living back in high school. i'm sorry but i really hate parents who get involved in their children's lives to that degree. it is innappropriate. my advice is to just ...

Quick Creatine Question.?

I took creadrive about 4 years ago. It was ok but for the money, good old monohydrate does the same thing for half the price. As far as loading, if you have been using creatine already, then no. B...

Sweet 16 entrance for a casino theme?

wow ur soo lucky but i would have a dress thats def. red white and black i think that would look totally cute like the top is white and strapless and the bottom flares out and is black and the ...

I want to know if Yahoo had run any promotion Known as "New Yahoo Beta Promo.?

This is a SCAM. Check out the below link for confirmation of several email scams including the famous Yahoo/MSN lottery scam and how to report them : ...