Should they get the DUMB CRIMINAL AWARD for the Month of May???

The Arizona Republic

Two people in a suspected get-away car blew through red lights and
roared off-road before bailing out of the disabled vehicle and
running into the desert.

Then things got worse.

Police said Christopher Psomas, 38, and Ashley Strahan, 20, rolled
through cholla cactus, covering themselves with needles.

"I am so stupid," Psomas said through tears as hospital workers
plucked spines from his body. "This is what I get for trying to run
from the police."

Police said they received a call around 6 p.m. Tuesday about a woman
attempting to pass a forged check at a business in the 1100 block of
East Broadway Road.

As a squad car pulled into the parking lot, Strahan jumped into the
passenger side of a vehicle driven by Psomas, police said.

Psomas hit the gas and sped north on Stapley Drive as police followed
in a helicopter. Psomas ran through red lights and crossed the center
line into oncoming traffic causing several cars to stop to avoid
being hit head-on, according to a report.

He continued through Mesa until the road ended and attempted to drive
through the desert, police said.

The vehicle was eventually disabled on the Salt River Reservation
where Salt River Police Department officers searched for the couple
after they fled on foot.

Both were eventually caught, but not before rolling through several
cactus, police said. They were taken to Banner Desert Medical Center.

Psomas was booked on suspicion of felony flight; no charges have
filed against Strahan, who was admitted overnight for observation.

There's definitely a need for more chlorine in that gene pool! Either that, or the family tree looks more like a phone pole.

Not as funny as the guy in Missouri who shot and killed his wife while installing a satellite dish. He couldn't drill a hole for the wires to go through, so he took his .22 and shot through the wall into his wife's chest outside who was going to feed him the wires once the hole was big enough.

Yep, pretty much.
It can't be worse than the lobster stealer who stole lobsters from a restaurant, shoved them down his pant and got castrated though.

Oh and lets not forget the liquor store robber who robbed a liquor store wearing his motorcycle helmet with his first and last name on it.

After reading this..I definitely agree... They SHOULD LOL

"rolled through cholla cactus, covering themselves with needles"
Ouch !


"robbed a liquor store wearing his motorcycle helmet with his first and last name on it." LOL PRICELESS !! =D