Some Good Jokes?

Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to be able to hear him.

"You know" he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, "you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. "And you know what?"

"What, dear?" she asked gently, smiling to herself.

"I think you're bad luck."

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A woman called the poison control center, upset because her little daughter had eaten some ants. The person at poison control assured her that ants were not dangerous and that her little girl would be fine. The mother was relieved, hung up the phone and told her daughter: Don't worry you'll be fine but just so there aren't live creatures in your tummy drink this ant poison to kill them.

i liked the first one very much lol
the second one.............not so much

Wow... worried about the ants, but doesn't give a crap about something actually labeled poison.

haha she killed her daughter.

heh....no

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