Can anyone help me write a business jingle?

I want to write a jingle or a pump up song for a fake fitness center for a project. Employees can sing along to start the day and it can remind them how to treat customers and act on the work floor. Does anyone have any ideas or good jingles I could use?

"Ninety-nine bottles of two-dollar-and-seventy-six-cent water on the wall,
Ninety-nine bottles of two-dollar-and-seventy-six-cent water,
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Then get down,
And roll on the ground,
Ninety-eight bottles of two-dollar-and seventy-six-cent water on the wall..."

Repeat until exhaustion or brain damage occurs.

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