Smokey the Bear?

There was once a monk who liked to peddle flowers in front of a large shopping establishment. He was a very annoying fellow, who would constantly beseech you to buy his flowers, and when you refused he would curse you with all the fire and brimstone he could muster.

This was very annoying to the patrons of the shopping center and they began to take their business elsewhere. The businessmen became upset, because this fellow was driving away all the shoppers.

One day, one of them got an idea. He ran off to the cattle yard and purchased a lamb. He came back, climbed to the roof of the building, and threw the lamb over the side, killing the monk below as he was selling flowers. The other business men came up to him and asked, "Why did you do that?!"

He replied, "I had to. Only ewes can stop florist friars."

LOL Clever I actually got it and liked it. ewes= sheep =you

uhh... i get it now, but its not funny

A little funny , A little more cnfusing.

Yews can stop forest fires....LMAO!!!!

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