What does this dream mean??

All I remember is walking on a bridge in front of my house, with my best friend, Zakk, when I stopped to say, "Dude, wait. I gotta TS." That meant I gotta take a s***. I'm not sure why I said it that way, I never use that outside of my dream. I think I said it that way out of respect of a person who just started walking by. My friend decided to say, "You mean you gotta s***." I got kind of mad at him, and he gave me the ashamed look and walked to the other side (the bridge only goes over a couple of railroads). As I walked the other way, I caught up to the person and said, "Sorry about that, he's not the best friend." He said, "Oh, it's okay." I asked him where he was going, and he said he was going to "finish some business at the river". I live near a bridge that goes over the Susquehanna River over to Harrisburg in Pennsylvania. We arrived to the bridge and as we were crossing it, we came upon a small sub-section with a house on the side of the road. I went inside and all that was in there was a bed. A person was lying in the bed---- it was my father. In reality, my father has just accused me of stealing money from my grandmother. He won't believe me when I tell him I didn't take it and I am now banned from his house, if this is anything significant to the dream. Back to the dream. My father got up and started walking around in his blue pajamas (?). He was talking and then he lied back in bed and look at me and said, "I just think it's so funny how people can act like they love you and be so close and then," he now does the thing where he tilts his head toward the ground and moves his eyes towards me to create the facial shadow and continues with, "Just all of a sudden betray you." He jumps out of bed and starts to try and kill me! I push him back into his bed and beat the crap out of me. He turns into my mother and she grows this large white eye with four pupils in it on the center of her forehead. I knew it had to be the center of his power so I wanted to punch it. His body was paralyzed but I just didn't wanna touch the eye. I saw this other large eye floating in the air, similar to the one on his forehead but it was yellow. I picked it up and threw it at his eye. It stopped right on it and drew power out of his eye as he screams. The yellow eye goes back to floating. I pick it up and do the same thing. It happens again. Only this time, When I throw it at his eye, it just rolls off, it doesn't stop. It's at this time where I ralized I am dreaming and become fully lucid. I decide to punch the eye on his forehead and jump out the window, falling into the river. I now wake up.

Can anybody interpret this for me?

You have conflicts with your mother and father from your toilet training that are interfering with your relationship with your boyfriend..

It means that you are very creative in your dream state.

Wow! It looks like you've got a lot going on there!!!

OK, I'm not a psychologist or anything, but I try to interpret my own dreams once in a while, so I'll take a stab at it...

If you look at any dream dictionaries, they usually have broad categories of things that a person's dream can kind of fit into. There are lots of books and websites that have dream dictionaries. Here is one example:

http://www.dreammoods.com/dreamdictionar...

OK, so let's see, your dream has: a bridge/river; a male friend who embarrasses you; another person who you seem to respect and/or admire in some way; a house with a bed; your father and mother; fighting; the colors blue, white, and yellow; faces and eyes; jumping out the window. You may want to look up these generalized items in a dream dictionary. They are pretty common themes.

Here is my hamfisted attempt at putting this into context for you:

Bridges tend to mean "travel," so you are progressing somehow, or trying to get somewhere in life.

The friend and the other person seem to me to indicate that in real life, maybe your friend really does embarrass you sometimes, and you would like to become more like the other person. That person is "finishing some business at the river," and since you crossed a bridge with him, maybe that person symbolizes someone in your life whose example you would like to follow.

To me, a bed, bedroom, and pajamas would symbolized the comfort you would feel when you are at home. So, your father is there in bed, comfortable, and he all of a sudden attacks you. I really do feel this is a reflection of what happened in reality, when he banned you from the house.

The bit about your father turning into your mother with a large eye that is the center of your father's power...It's a bit strange, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that maybe your mother is a large influence on your father? Maybe she is the more observant of the two, and he trusts her opinions? I don't know...

And let's see, you use the yellow eye to throw at the white eye...The first time you throw the yellow eye, it has an effect, but the second time it seems useless...I think yellow means "intellect" so maybe you have tried to reason with your father and/or mother, it seemed to work, but in the end they refused to listen to reason.

The fighting and the jumping out the window seems to me that you have an internal struggle and you just want to escape from it. Falling into the river seems to suggest you just want to continue on the path you were taking at the beginning of the dream.

Does that seem to make sense for your current situation in real life?