Not for the faint hearted dont blame me if you read it hahahaha?

A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the
house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to
break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off.
You're going to break something.鈥?He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a
short trip to the shopping center.

Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it
lands in the toilet. Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets
the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and
SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished she looks down and can鈥檛 believe
what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the
toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled an s she describes the
situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees
and takes a long, hard look at the thing.

Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be
and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls,
etc. "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.

He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the
first time I've ever actually seen a fart!"

Haha, that's disgusting and hilarious!

ahhhhh

ha ha ha

LOL, sort of.

sorry, i didn't think it was that funny, but NOT the worst joke i've ever heard!

This is good. I will have to tell it to everyone I know.

Not very good but I have heard much worse.

yea i dunno

well that was pointless, all that build up for a balls ending.
where's the punch-line? ;(

ewwww!

HAHA that is funny! Nice joke!

what was the question? and that was funny ha ha

ok

Love it!

Thats great. I think that woman was my mom>

lol, I like your sense of humor

what????how is this a question????

Hahaha! That was a really funny joke. I never heard anything like that one before! Nice one...really gross too! lol

tears in my eyes!!
10!

That is a stretch of a story I would asy.:)

Good one,
but what a dumb doctor

lol very good

lol cute =)...ud think the doctor with the phd could figure out its a ballooon lol

Thats funny.

good one

Keep working at it.

bad case of "explosive" diarrhea

LOL

a little obvious but good all the same

Best laugh I've had all week!

hahaha!!!!! now gimme a star