EVERYBODY ON HERE NOW........read my joke i know you will find it funny stars please?

A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the
house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to
break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off.
You're going to break something.鈥?He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a
short trip to the shopping center.

Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it
lands in the toilet. Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets
the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and
SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished she looks down and can鈥檛 believe
what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the
toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled an s she describes the
situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees
and takes a long, hard look at the thing.

Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be
and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls,
etc. "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.

He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the
first time I've ever actually seen a fart!"


You're laughing aren't you...? I know you are!!!

hahahahahahaha a lot of crap in that joke yes it was funny could just see that happening hehehehehehehehe

..actually, I was eating chili and now I'm not hungry anymore.

No.

eww.

Haha...quite gross, but funny too.

im laughing.

that's disgusting and no not funny at all.

lol good one

sorry it was not that funii to me

you know nothing cause im not laughing at all
sorry!
wait- why am i saying sorry????
like i care

Honestly? I thought it stunk.

yes very good tell me another he he he :-)

LOL I cant stop smiling! My 12 yr old is going to get a kick out of this one.

funny

i am laughing and choking back vomit at the same time

HAHA, that was funny...DISGUSTING....but funny..

No, I laughed at the bit where the shite flew everywhere - the joke should've ended there, with a little modification to round it off nicely.

The actual punchline ruined the whole joke.

hahahahahahahahahahah

not as good as some of your other ones

keep them coming

All I have to say is..... EWWW

No, sorry, that was pretty stupid.

made me laugh glad i had just finish eating my chicken nuggets

i thought i've read the punchline already until i read the last sentence... lol... :D

dnt mean to be rude, but that was stupid not funny at all, sorry...

NO!!! THAT'S GROSS!!!

hahah that was kinda funny but gross at the same time! nice! :)

hahahahahahahah good joke some people on here take thing a bit to serious god chill out dudes ..... well i thought it was imaginable anyway never heard that before and great punch line 10/10

um..ha...ha??

comedy gold

not bad at all!

ew hahaha