Here's a Doctors call you will never forget..?

> >A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the
> >house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to
> >break something. The boy continues.
> >
> >"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something."
> >
> >He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping
> >center. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last
> >flick and it lands in the toilet.
> >
> >Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A
> >diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH,
> >out it comes.
> >When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.
> >She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her
> >doctor.
> >
> >The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures
> >her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she
> >leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a
> >long, hard look at the thing.
> >
> >Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it
> >might be
> >And POP! The balloon explodes and **** is everywhere. On him, the walls,
> >Etc
> >
> >Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
> >
> >He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the
> >first time I've ever actually seen a fart !"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >You're laughing aren't you..I know you are!!!
>
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sorry that it's a little hard to read, this is the way it was sent to me.

...Hey it's Wednesday and I'm laughing.....Thanks so much.My hump day is going GREAT........

Ha, that's so gross! I'll have to tell my little sister, she loves jokes like that.

not really

i kinda smiled but i surely didn't laugh

MAYBE A LITTLE GIGGLE.

funny

Funny. lmao.

yes yes i am laughing, lol, hahhahaha thats grea tstuff, i love johnny jokes, i cant believe he thought it was a fart in un-exploded mode!

I'm trying to, but it's just not COMING OUT!

that was crazy

Just try to edit the lines, so that if would be easier to read the joke...
An easy reading makes the joke hilarious one........See what you can do...

A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the
house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to
break something. The boy continues.

well, I might have laughed a little, but I'll NEVER admit it!!!!!! LOL!!

thats gross

mmmmmmmmm undecided

Groan...but I do love the Dirty Johnny jokes.

Oh my gosh, I felt sick after reading this but I was laughing so hard that it didn't matter.