What are some of your funny acronyms? some of my favorite ones are....?

AOL Anti On-Line
APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
ARMY Ain't a Real Marine Yet
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
COMPUTER Capable Of Making Perfectly Uncomplicated Tasks Extremely Rigorous
DOS Defunct Operating System
DNA National Dyslexic Association
FIAT Fix It Again, Tony
FORD Fix Or Repair Daily
IBM I Blame Microsoft
IBM I Bought Macintosh
LOTUS Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash, If Not The Operating System Hangs
MCSE Minesweeper Consultant & Solitaire Expert
MCSE Must Consult Someone Experienced
MCSE Making Computers Slow Everyday
NASCAR Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
NTSC Never The Same Color
PMS Pack My Suitcase
WINDOWS Wonderful Interface No Dos User Would Sanction
WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

SPAM-Something Posing As Meat

WWE= WThis WShow ESucks

wow.
mine is just ROFLMBORNF.
pronounced ROFF-lim-bornff.
i made it up, it's Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Butt Off Right Now Funny.
Like, HAHA THAT JOKE IS ROFLMBORNF!

I loved these - thanks for a good laugh!

DIANA - Died In A Nasty Accident (not funny, I know)

SABENA (Belgium's national airline) - Service Awful, Baggage Elsewhere, Never Again!

MILF...you know that one right?

SCHOOL-Society Can Have Our Overabundant Laziness

MENSA = My Escape (from) Nascar-Saturatedmentality of America

< a stretch, we realize, but, if not for "reaching"--as though
it were a crime--would Albert Einstein have discovered
his life's work?

<< Speaking of, redistribute Albert Einstein, and you get:
Ten Elite Brains.

<<< The list(s) go on.

I heard a made up acronym today...ASAP...and soup and po-tat-oe.....maybe you had to be there, it was funny at the time...

FORD: Found On Road Dead.

FORD- First On Race Day
VW- Virtually Worthless
DODGE- Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
CHEVROLET- Cracked Heads, Every Valves Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

The best for last...
ACURA- Another Case (of a) Useless Requested Acronym

PMS... pass my shotgun鈾?/div>

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MARINE- Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential

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