Take a tip from me?

Take a Tip from Me
Paul was entertaining out of town business clients and knew that he had to treat them well if he wanted to get the big contract they were negotiating. After a productive day of negotiations, he had taken them to the best restaurant in town for a very nice and very expensive dinner. As they were having an after dinner drink one of the clients says "It's still early Paul, why don't you show us some of the night life in this town."

Paul takes them to the hottest, nude strip club in town. After a particularly sexy stripper had finished her dance one of the clients tells her to turn around, then pulls out a twenty dollar bill licks it and sticks it to the left cheek of her shapley ***. The second client then pulls out a fifty, licks it and sticks it on the right cheek. Attention is now centered on Paul.

Knowing that he now was expected to top both tips to impress his out-of-town clients and that he was already over his authorized expense allowance for this night, Paul had an idea. He pulls out his wallet, takes out his credit card, swipes the magnetic strip down the crack of her ***, and very suavely says "Nice dance honey, make it an even hundred."

I wouldn't be surprised if it scanned it either!Them women are wiley!!

WHOA! What a novel idea ;)

...interesting

LMFAO...THATS A GOOD ONE

OH! Yeah right am i gonna read all that mess! But thanks for the 2 points!!!

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