Are you a salesman?

A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to go to 225 West 42nd St.

By mistake, he went to 255 West 42nd St, the office of a podiatrist. Being met by a beautiful woman in a white uniform surprised but intrigued him. She directed him to an examining room and told him to uncover and someone would be with him soon.

He loved the thought of the table and the reclining chair and was really getting aroused because of the strange and different approach this house offered. Finally the doctor's assistant, a really gorgeous redhead entered and found him sitting in the chair with his generous member in his hand.

"My goodness", she exclaimed, "I was expecting to see a foot."

"Well," he said, "if you're going to complain about an inch then I'll take my business elsewhere."

lol.. thats ded good will u tell me if u like mine its not as good tho =a women went into a jewelry store and started looking around . as she saw a diamond ring she stepped forward to have a closer look, as she bent over she farted loudly. she quickly straightened up and looked around her to see if any1 had noticed. a shop assistant was right behind her, he, being professional just sed '' may i help u madam. she blushed and sed '' yes, how much is this ring'' the man laughed and said '' if u farted just lookin at the ring ur going to sh*t urself wen i tell u the price!!'' = will u tell me if u like it plz

Hey! My tummy is paining laughing at this one鈥he punch line blew me off my feet and I am still rolling around laughing鈥?Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Here's a star for a lovely joke Sweetie!!!

That was very good

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tea-toe i liked urs to it made me laugh :P

heheheeee LMAO!

very nice, keep 'm coming

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