Catchy slogan for new ironing business please?

hiya all, can anyone come up with a catchy slogan for my new ironing and washing business, basicaly i take in busy or lazy peoples washing, wash it and iron it then take it back to them all done and nice, the thing is ,i want to branch out and get a few more customers so i need to put ads in shop windows etc and make some leaflets to put up in offices and i need something to catch the eye, is there any clever people on here who can help, many thanks.

not earning enuff to pay tax at moment but hoping to if it takes off.
wonderfull ideas everyone all bar a few arseholes, theres some real clever peeps out there, thankyou all x

Steaming Ahead
The Press Office
Pressing Engagements
The Iron Lady
Dashing Away with the Smoothing Iron (bit long that one but it's a lovely old song)
Let off Steam
Hot off the Press
Will of Iron

or go really old fashioned with

Laundry Maid


If people are prepared to pay for their laundry to be done, they may simply be working very hard themselves, and not lazy at all. I used to get mine done, but the (very sweet) lady was a smoker and my stuff came back stinking of tobacco smoke, so I stopped using her.

Press On

Something like "crisp and clean" laundry service is nice. Good luck with it

i'm lazy and hate to iron (cause i can't find my iron)..
um, i'm also too lazy to think of a clever name, tell you what---i'll sit on it and think about it and get back to you
hey, can i get a coupon for some free services since i will be spending all day thinking of a catchy slogan for you? i'm seriously tired of looking like a cockney hobo with these wrinkly clothes.

Not sure, but it's not a good idea to refer to your potential clients as "lazy" !

Press out life's little troubles

how about ' TOO LAZY TO DO IT YOURSELF?'

Pressing to Please?

Flat Out

Pressing engagement.

You could catch their eye with something like: 'Pressed for time?'
Also, slogans like:
We can help you press on
Washed and Pressed, You're no stressed

How about 'Smooth operator'?

Iron Lady, Press Gang, Wish Wash, Starcher for Ten, I 'n' (iron) Dry, Grubby Scrubbers (lol just a joke), Fresh Start, Foaming Mad, Ironing Bored. Just a few off the top of my head.

hope your telling the tax man what your up to. and you'd better have insurance to cover the cost of any **** ups you make!

Let off a little steam, take off your shoes, I'll iron out the creases and wash away those blues

well, thats all i can think of at the moment.

hope your business does well :) good luck

only for ironing business, a slogan could be:
"we will iron your best crease"

too busy to iron? we'll straighten you out.

Hey Presto...give your laundry a Zesto!! - any good??

I think something simple would do it -

"wrinkle free living"
"we take the wrinkles out of your day"
"we take the wrinkles out of your life"
"wrinkle free. hassle free."

Are you PRESSED for time? Do you need more time in your day to CLEAN up your act and IRON OUT the details? call me @ (555)555*5555 and I'll have your clothes deliverd back to you in hours FLAT