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An old lady went to the Canadian Bank and requested to see the president of that certain branch. So she was led to the president's office, and met the president. She said, "I have a very important deposit to make. It is my life savings and I do not want to lose it." So she lifts a bag, which was filled with $1,000,000. The president accepts. but before he could take the money, she says that if I determine that your balls are square, you will give me 40% interest for every year with and increase of 5% every year after that. The president laughs and accepts. That night, the president was very uncomfortable, checking if his balls were not square. Finally he determines that it was rediculous and went to sleep. The next day, the old lady came back with a lawyer into the president's office. She says that to determine if his balls are really square, she would need to bring an eyewitness to recieve the interest and actually touch his.... u know. So the president pulls his pants down

and she had them in her hands. The lawyer was silently banging his head on the wall and the president asked what was wrong. The old lady said if i had the president's balls in my hand, then the lawyer would have to pay $2,000,000 to me.

Heard another version of the same joke. It's ok...

ba dum da tizz!

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Very funny, Thanks!

it wasnt funny but kind of smart

Its still funny.

what??????????????/

ha, that's funny.
i dought anything like that would ever happen in real life, but still.
=)

HA! HA! Good one!

Smart old lady! Star for you!!!

i love it.

lol

Hahahahahahah! This joke's tooo funny!!!

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