For $100 would you chop a toe off?

the manager of an old folks home was collecting the mail one day when two poor guys show up, looking for work. feeling sorry for them, the manager asks if they鈥檇 like to chop some firewood in return for some money.
the enthusiastically agree, and the manager goes to the tool shed and finds a couple of axes for them . some time later, as the manager is in his office, he looks out the window and notices one of the guys doing some amazing acrobatics on the back lawn. he鈥檚 jumping in the air, doing cartwheels and swinging from branch to branch. he watches in awe as the old guy swings from a branch, does a flip midair, and lands with another cartwheel
he calls the other guy over to the window and says, 鈥榯hat friend of yours is marvelous. id like him to perform for the senior citizens here-it might pep them up a bit. do you think he would accept $100?'
'well,鈥?responds the guy, I鈥檒l have to go ask him.'
'HEY NORM! for $100 WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?'

I would chop off a toe for $100, it just wouldn't be mine!!

uhhh hell no, now maybe a million

NOWAY EVEN IF ITS FOR THE WHOLE WORLD

Sick.

you mean to say you just lost 5 points to tell a joke???

no way!!!!!!!!!

No way. For 1000 dollars maybe

That was good ... Wondered where he got the inspiration to do all that jumping.....

No, my toe is not worth for $100.
If i chop off, someone will sent me to hospital. After i discharge, im sure i have to pay more than $100. I will be making 2 losses then

my toe for $100, uhh uhh uhh HELL NO, maybe five billion.

Nooooooooooo! Please i get a hundred dollars quick fast if i ask my parents!

Good one, For me $100,000

Ha ha that is funny. Silly old man. And no i wouldn't do it. I can do that stuff without chopping off a toe, so send me the money.

no! no! and hell no!

uh...depends does it have to be your toe...and if not does it have to be a real toe?

hell no

HELL NO!!!! I PROBABLY WOULD FOR 1 MILLION THOUGH.