Can people really be this stupid?
1. Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that I could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
2. I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.
3. A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
4. I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."
5. Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
6. I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.
7. My neighbour works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
8. Police in Radnor, PA, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
9. A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be fine, the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency. Mechelle I didn't recognize you with that avatar =o Yeah, I got that email years ago. Good one M you can have a Star There are always nuts around! so did i Thanks for the laugh! It seems people are getting more stupid nowadays. rofl, i cant believe it, but theres no way that anyone could make this stuff up. Ha ha ah! That's dumb. I am afraid people can get even stupider. Oh, yes, you have no idea, my friend. Please believe me. It may be old but it was still funny. Thanks for adding some humor to my morning!!! I wondered what that stuff was I was swilling down with my spliffs Loved it, star to you. lol those are great especially the K-Mart one you get a star pmsl how thick some people are oy A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."<-------this is hilarious Wow.
that supid (the people)
But your question was great!!!
and yes I know people who are that stupid... makes me mad! wow dude... thats horrible. but i wouldnt put it past people. this just shows how stupid some people can be. hey , I drive tractor trailers for a living and I was backing up one day to a building so I could make a delivery. All of sudden this very good looking dumb broad drives up to the side of my trailer , blows her horn and yells to me,"I'm in a hurry do you think this car will fit under your trailer." well now, with that bit of information I naturally took my time. Good One Those people are dumb. Where's Bill Engvall with his "Stupid Signs" when you need him.
I have met a bunch of idiots in my life to.
One American girl in Germany on a US Army base asked a German in the dining facility what the German word for Hamburger is. I thought, "Duh, that is a German word."
Another soldier who was in long enough to know better, was at the grenade range, throwing live grenades for practice and forgot to pull the pin before he threw the grenade. That was brilliant. And yes, they can get that stupid, they can get even more stupid than that too, it's sad really. OMG!!!!! I HAVE to remember those 10/10 Yes,all these people are idiots! And it's funny. very weird LMAOOOOOOOO loved them all! ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10 Excerpted from an article about a bank robbery which appeared in the Dublin Times (metropolitan edition, page 2A) on 2 March 1999:
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio-tape system, one said, "At least we'll get a bit to eat,"
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened.
They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING. This one was indeed great. I enjoyed these stories. Here is a star. Hilarious Funniest stories I have ever heard. | 