Pastafarians Only: What does the Grand High Exalted Chef serve during the Communion Service?

Please no rude pirate answers.

leah: Followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

noodles, obviously!

edit: you know, i was actually gonna say garlic bread....but red wine - now that sounds fantastic!!!

TRUE pastafarians ONLY eat fettuccini. Any so-called pastafarian that says you can eat any type of pasta is pretty deluded... the histories are very clear in saying that fettuccini is the type most preferred by the FSM.

If you send me your email address I'll be happy to send you a wealth on literature on following the true path of FSM. Most Pastafarians have lost the way... there's only a handful of true Pastafarians left now. You should eat the way FSM wants you to eat... don't follow the man-made rules that people created and added Pastafarianism, because they're not on the true path.

Actually, since we're a non-dogmatic religion, we don't do elaborate and mysterious rituals. The Pastafarian communion is just eating pasta with friends. Any pasta will do (it's all part of His appendages anyway), as will just about any friends.

Only the Flyin Spaghetti Monster can answer that, we mere humans can't answer for him

and no that's not just an excuse because i dont know the answer

I am afraid, it is dry meatballs and can beer
FSM likes us humble.
The Volcano of beer is awaiting us later
r,amen

Spaghetti with spicy meatball sauce

What is a pastafarian? Isn't Yitka sweet looking?

Dude. Just order that new pasta from Pizza Hut.