HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLZ PLZ PLz (urine testes)?

ok so i got a citation for possesion of 1.4 grams of weed.

Of course i quit.
and got grounded
went to court
did community service
and all that

ive been acting good recently

so on friday my friend gave me some pills (i now know they are valiums)




and i got second hand smoke from someone smoking weed

my mom drug tested me and i got positive for bzo and thc

now i got a PROBATION drug test on Wednesday

and if i fail i get in trouble

PLZ research and answer any ways i can get clean urine test
(hopefully itll be urine test.)


ps if you have experience plz answer too!

Well if you go on Google and type in something like "flush pot out of your system" you could find a site to buy a flush out kit. They work, but they're around 50 dollars and you'd have to get super fast shipping, because you may have to take some the day before the test and then about an hour before for it to work.

Besides that...get someone to pee in something for you, find a way to keep it warm under your clothes (body temperature or a little bit below), and fake out the tester.


To help flush your system without that though, excersize heavily, keep your room temperature really hot so you sweat a lot, drink a LOT of water and juice (but be careful not to over dilute it on the day of the test), take cranberry or water pills, a little niacin (but not too much or you'll get busted for high niacin levels).

But, other than that...you could always try to get a postponement...
hospitalize yourself someway...
lol

I say you calm down and let people lead their own lives, your life really isn't as great as you think it is you sober fool. Report It

hahaha urine testes, sigh
sorry. Report It

There is no for sure way to pass if you have been around it or smoked it.You can try detox kits they sell online, drink lots of water, drink lots of cranberry juice, takes tons of niacin and sweat it out, but these methods may not work.For some people it does, others it doesn't.Good luck!

before you go in for your test drink lots of fluid that may dilute it
Also if you really don't want to get in trouble stay away from these "friends" of yours and you won't have any problems

tons of cranberry juice. and Echanicia pills from a health food store.

So your friend gave you some pills and you took them and you don't know what they were. Then, under the influence of the pills you were in an environment where you could get 2nd hand weed smoke.
How do you spell STUPID? Part of the intention of probation was to teach you to stay out of situations like that and start up a new pattern of life. It hasn't worked and now you have violated your parole. Instead of facing up to your stupidity like a man, you are looking for advice on how to avoid your righteous punishment. What a great man you are, and it looks like your mom is helping you with this stupid way of life.
I have a (formerly) brilliant musician friend who thought it was cool to do the drug scene along with his music. Now he can barely string a sentence together and maintain a train of thought for 5 minutes. But of course MJ had nothing to do with it. I have another friend who got her Masters in Education and when she was working on her PhD got into drugs and did not complete her degree. She spiralled downhill, lost her family and home and finally killed herself. Another friend was working with a masters in environmental science when he started doing drugs, he blew his mind and now he does little environmental assessments that a friend throws his way for sympathy and lives off of his wife's earnings.
Get off of the drugs!