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I need some help in composing a reply to the digitally challenged Yahoo computer program . . .?


. . . you know, the computer program that "answers" your VN notice response by completely ignoring the question "What terms of your idiot guidelines did I violate this time?" So, here's my email that I will no doubt be getting a "Please refer to our Terms of Service Have a Nice Day" reply to. Please feel free to edit any pointless points therein that should be, perhaps, even more pointless. Any help would be appreciated. Thank you. --

Hello computer program. Don't bother referring me to yet another link to your so-called community guidelines. I've read them, which is more than I can say for you reading this email contesting this violation notice. My answer was in a humorous vein and I don't see anywhere in your TOSs where that is not allowed. Please keep your report trolls on a shorter leash and stop awarding "trusted snitch" badges at the drop of a tampon. Thank you.

Dear Yahoo Staff member IBM286, thankyou for your reply to my email please be assured that your email will receive my most urgent attention. Unfortunately all my operators are busy at the moment but as soon as a sufficiently junior one becomes available I will ensure that your email is ignored and moved to the recycle bin.

You should phrase it like this...

000100100 1110 0001 01001 1000010010001 0000
1110 0001010010001010100010 0100001010100010
100101000 100001 1000001 00010 10100001 010000
01001 10010010 10010100 100100001 1001100 1 010
010001 1001010011 010010010 100101000101010100
01001010110 1001011 1001010 10 1 1000010 1 1 0 00

So feck you very much.

I don't know that the computer program would appreciate your response, but I did.
You could try sending it on the feedback form like suggested above -- that could be an interesting test?
Good Luck Loose -- those unearned ones are the most irritating!

I like it just the way it is. Now who are you going to mail it to?
Sorry you got it; I've been there many, many times....and it don't feel good.

I wrote to:

http://help.yahoo.com/l/us/yahoo/answers...

and contacted a human. And also had my poem reinstated.

Remove everything in between the first and last words.

Hello,.........


.........you.

Place these letters somewhere in the middle. f....u....c.....

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