Travelers
ThunderClan 鈥?Cinderpelt, Leafpool, Squirrelflight, Brackenfur (Room 100, Brackenfur and Onewhisker were sent to Room 104)
RiverClan 鈥?Mothwing, Hawkfrost, Blackclaw (Room 101)
ShadowClan 鈥?Tawnypelt, Dawncloud (Room 102)
WindClan 鈥?Crowfeather, Onewhisker (Room 103, read note above)
Chapter 1
**Somewhere at the Great Sycamore in ThunderClan territory**
Leafpool (looking at laptop): Oooh! It says on the McDonalds website they're having a raffle to visit Paris...
Cinderpelt: Ugh...whatever that is.
Leafpool: I've gotta enter! Gotta enter! Gotta enter...**goes on and on**
Cinderpelt: Lemme see the enter form, please.
**Somewhere at the Falls in RiverClan territory**
Mothwing (looking at laptop): WOW, look at this, bro!
Hawkfrost: Um...yes?
Mothwing: It says on the McDonalds website they're having a raffle to visit Paris.
Hawkfrost: And exactly WHAT does that have to do with me...?
Mothwing: We can enter it together! The whole Clan!
Blackclaw: Enter what together?
Mothwing: A raffle for a trip to Paris.
Blackclaw: Uh...wha's Paris?
Chapter 2
**Somewhere at a tall dead tree in ShadowClan territory**
Tawnypelt (looking at laptop): Hey, look at this, Dawncloud! It says on the McDonalds website they're having a raffle to visit Paris.
Dawncloud: Er...what's Paris?
Tawnypelt: What, you expect me to KNOW? Well, I don't.
Dawncloud: Er...what's Paris?
Tawnypelt: I said, I don't know.
Dawncloud: Er...what's Paris?
Tawnypelt: Did you not HEAR me?
Dawncloud: OK! Joke's over.
**Somewhere behind a large cranberry bush in WindClan territory**
Crowfeather (looking at laptop): WOW-EE! Read this, Tallstar!
Tallstar: Eh? Wha's that?
Crowfeather: It says on the McDonalds website they're having a raffle to visit Paris.
Tallstar: Do you want to **gulps** sign up?
Crowfeather: Yeah, of COURSE I do!
Chapter 3
**Back at the Great Sycamore**
Leafpool: Come on, come on, come onnnnn, **waiting for winner's email to arrive**
Cinderpelt: Huh?
Leafpool: AAAAAAH! We WON! Happy birds in the clouds, lalalalala...lalala...
Cinderpelt: Can you please stop?
Leafpool: Lalalalala...little birds in happy land... **faints**
Brackenfur: Now, I have a question for you, Cinderella!
Cinderpelt: For the 1,000,000th time, my name is NOT Cinderella. But what's your question?
Brackenfur: Ooooooh 鈥?here's a tricky one: what is 6 million x 1?
Cinderpelt: Uh...61 million?
Brackenfur: Wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong! 6 million! Ahahahaha! Yay!
Cinderpelt: Report to Firestar, Brackenfur's a math freak. **under her breath** For the rest of his life!
**MEANWHILE**
Berrykit: I LOVE NACHOS!!!! **sings the potato song** One potato, two potato...
(OK, wrong story.)
**At the Raspberry & Boysenberry Corporations Train Station at the Big Twolegplace**
Crowfeather: Here I am, waiting for a stupid train to arrive and take me to Paris, which I have no clue what the heck it is.
Tawnypelt: Hey, Crowy! I mean...Crowfeather!
Crowfeather: You won too?
Tawnypelt: Well, it said 鈥渢ickets for two鈥?and Dawncloud got one. **yawns**
Crowfeather: Well, I got tickets for me and Onewhisker.
Tawnypelt: Well, the train's almost here.
Crowfeather: When are we EVER going to stop saying well????
Tawnypelt: Maybe never. **under her breath** Finally.
Chapter 4
**Still at that same train station**
Dawncloud/Onewhisker/Leafpool/Cinderpe... HI! **Cinderpelt faints**
Mothwing/Blackclaw/Hawkfrost: Whoa there! Wait up for us.
Squirrelflight: AND ME!!!
Crowfeather: So! We're all here, finally.
Leafpool: Can someone PLEASE get my luggage for me while I help Cinderpelt?
Hawkfrost: Hold up. What's Brackenfur doing here? He never got any-
Brackenfur: SINCE I AM SMART, I KNOW THAT 7,888 x 14 EQUALS 1 10,432!
Leafpool: Uh-oh. **sighs, and shakes Cinderpelt back to life** Here we go again.
**The train arrives, and Cinderpelt quickly rushes up the stairs; everyone else sighs and joins**
Hawkfrost: Oh NOOO! Somebody please help me!
Leafpool: What happened to him?
Mothwing: Ohno!Thetrainhaspopoutarmsthataregrabbin...
Leafpool: Excuse me, but has Mothwing been on steroids recently?
Hawkfrost: **gasping for air** No, but she sure is TALKING fast.
Mothwing: OKsinceImamedicinecatImustgoandsavehimth...
Hawkfrost: Eh, before I get killed how about I use WARRIOR POWER!!!
**Rays of light shine out from his claws and a vine magically grows out of the train**
Leafpool: Hey, I thought only Spiderman did that.
Hawkfrost: Oh no!!! The train is taking off...I must use my powers...**turns into a bird and flies into the train through a window**
Applesong (author): OK...so they took off on the train (including Hawkfrost) and left.
Silverstream (author's downright hard critic): But you haven't seen the GOOD PART yet!!
Applesong: Uh...Silverstream?
Chapter 5 (NOW we're talking...)
**on the train**
Leafpool: **on the phone** Hawkfrost? Oh, he's fine...huh? Oh...
Random Twoleg: Hey, where's my cell phone?
Leafpool: Oh whoops 鈥?gotta hang up! **hands cell phone to Random Twoleg and runs off**
Onewhisker: Who ya calling?
Leafpool: Bluestar. Up in StarClan. She told me about Paris, the place we're going to.
Onewhisker: NEAT! **coughs and stands up straight** What'd she say?
**SHOWS VIDEO CLIP OF BLUESTAR WEARING A BROWN CAP AND PAINTING A WEIRD, ABSTRACT TYPE PICTURE**
Onewhisker: They paint! OOOOH! They paint! Painting is so cool!
Mothwing: IloveyoubecauseyoulovepaintingsodoIpaint...
Onewhisker: Excuse me...?
Leafpool: Ignore her. According to this map here, it says-
Twoleg Train Conductor: My Little Pony Land, next stop!
Dawncloud: Oooh, I've gotta go there. I've done a lot of research, ya know.
**train stops and Dawncloud grabs her suitcase**
Dawncloud: OK, bye! See you in Paris! **exits train**
Onewhisker: She's weird. I mean, REALLY weird.
Chapter 6
**on the train**
TTC: Next stop, Paris!
Crowfeather: Good! At least we'll not be ending up in Siberia or anything...
Blackclaw: Um, I don't think the train would go that far.
Crowfeather: Yeah, you're right. **train stops again**
Mothwing: CatsfromRiverClangettogofirstbecauseIsai...
**Mothwing, Hawkfrost, and Blackclaw grab their luggage and exit the train**
Crowfeather: Onewhisker, get your bags! Les go!
**Crowfeather hops down the stairs with Onewhisker following**
Tawnypelt: Uh...Leafpool and Cinderpelt, come with me.
**Tawnypelt nervously looks around for Dawncloud and exits with Leafpool and Cinderpelt**
Leafpool: Lalalala...happy ponies in My Little Pony Land...la-di-da...lalalala...
Squirrelflight: Will someone please make her shut up? **leaves the train**
**at the Station De Paris Entrance**
Crowfeather: Wow it's WAY crowded in here.
Mothwing: GuesswhatIjustrealizeditsmellsreallybadt...
Crowfeather: Most certainly not what I expected.
Onewhisker: I heard that Bluestar said that they painted in Paris.
Hawkfrost: **whispering to Crowfeather** Is he a painting freak?
Crowfeather: Well, I sure hope not.
Chapter 7
**At Hotel De La Moo, Paris**
Leafpool: Excuse me, but which room was I in again?
Cinderpelt: Supposedly we're in Room 100...the very FIRST, may I add.
Mothwing: Wellwe'reinroom101andwehavesilverfloorsn...
Cinderpelt: O...K...?
**Cinderpelt grabs her knapsack and Leafpool grabs her luggage**
Cinderpelt/Leafpool: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
**They run up the stairs**
Brackenfur: I know what 1,000,000 x 1 is! YAY!
Onewhisker: I love p-a-i-n-t-i-n-g!!!! YAY!
Brackenfur: Party, party, YAY-YAY-YAY **goes on and on**
Onewhisker: Uh...come on.
**They run up the stairs**
Squirrelflight: Hola! Or wait...is it bonjour? Nah, it's hello. NO!
Random French Twoleg: Bonjour, le chat! (Hello, cat!)
Squirrelflight: B-b-bon-JURE. **grabs knapsack and runs upstairs**
**Tawnypelt follows her upstairs**
Tawnypelt: wOOt! **faints**
Chapter 8
**Room 100**
Brackenfur: Where's my calculator?
Squirrelflight: Nobody cares where your dumb calculator **starts unpacking knapsack** is.
Brackenfur: I can JUMP! Look, I can jump!
Leafpool: Where's my sweater? You know, the cute little pink one that says my name on it.
Brackenfur: I can JUMP really- **hits his head on the ceiling, falls to floor, and blacks out**
Leafpool: Cinderpelt, do you have my sweater? Or do you have the one that...uh...
Cinderpelt: Oh yeah. **gets dinky pink sweater out of suitcase** I packed this, just in case.
Leafpool: Oh. Hey, what happened to Brackenfur? **pauses** Oh. He blacked out.
Cinderpelt: Stop saying OH!!!!!
**Room 103**
Crowfeather: Oh, look what I have-
Onewhisker: A PAINTBRUSH? wOOt!
Crowfeather: No, it's one of Leafpool's sweaters. She owns a million, you know.
Onewhisker: PAINTBRUSHES, PAINTBRUSHES! I LOVE PAINTING!!!!
**Crowfeather pauses, and walks out of room**
Crowfeather (outside of room): Hey sir, can I get Onewhisker moved to Room 104?
Hotel Service Twoleg: Of course, sir. What about your friend?
Leafpool: I wanted Brackenfur moved to Room 104, please.
HST: Your wish is my command.
**points his finger and 鈥?BING-BING-BANG-BANG! - Brackenfur and Onewhisker are magically transported to Room 104**
Leafpool: Neat-o! Good job!
**Room 102**
Tawnypelt: Luckily, Dawncloud is in My Little Pony Land, so I get the beds all to myself.
Dawncloud: Hello? **bangs on door** I'm back!
Tawnypelt: Oh no.
Chapter 9
**Room 101**
Mothwing: LalalalalalalalalalalalalalaooooohBAby!
Blackclaw: I'm afraid she's addicted to Billy Joel songs. **turns to Hawkfrost**
Mothwing: BabyIgottagetyoubackyouaremylooooovelooo...
Hawkfrost: Now, she'll never shut up.
Blackclaw: I'll go ask the guy downstairs if Room 104 is crowded.
Onewhisker/Brackenfur: Dun-dun-dun-DUN-da-da! **bangs on door in unison** Dun-dun-da-
Mothwing: OmgomgguesswhatOnewhiskershereandheRULES...
Hawkfrost: Noooo! Noooooooooooooooo!
Mothwing: YesyesyesyesYES! **opens door and Onewhisker\Brackenfur rush in** YAY!
Blackclaw: Look out! They're going to pounce on you! Are you ticklish?
Hawkfrost: AAACK! My armpits! NOOOO!
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I did not write this, (thank GOD) but Sav did. Can you tell her what you think and pleeease be positive, or she might die. oh i love it ....cant understand mothwing at all!!!!but its funny.. It is just way too long...sorry. Okay... that was interesting. I thought it was really good writing and interesting, just not sure about the topic. Tell your friend shes a good writer and should challenge herself with harder things to write abut. i think you should post this in a different section b.c people here on P&S are too lazy to ever read that much... That was really long, but really funny. Great job! |
