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Is it true that Yahoo archives your answers data so that God can use it to judge you when you die?


Or do they only perform that service for the Chinese government?

http://money.cnn.com/2006/02/08/technolo...

Of course. Everyone knows omnipotent beings turn to yahoo for their judgment calls.

God doesn't need Yahoo data to judge you. The government might, however. All data on the internet is archived, at least temporarily, and if necessary the police and/or federal agents can request that companies open up their records so that they can investigate suspicious characters.

Revelation 20:12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the BOOKS were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the BOOKS, according to their works.

no need for yahoo archives, God is keeping a library on all of us by His angels.

Luke 12:3 Therefore whatsoever ye have spoken in darkness shall be heard in the light; and that which ye have spoken in the ear in closets shall be proclaimed upon the housetops.

Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.

that dust will be exhibit A. God is the ultimate Judge, He will peirce your heart with His eyes and proclaim all your wicked acts and your shame.

Romans 2:16 In the day when God shall judge the secrets of men by Jesus Christ according to my gospel.

Revelation 16:15 See, I am coming like a thief. How blessed is the person who remains alert and keeps his clothes on! He won't have to go naked and let others see his shame."

Somehow, that's not even funny.


I really, really hope not.

I could be in some deep doo-doo if they do.

In that case I might as well put the sunblock on now and get the s'mores ready for hell... ;-)

or REWARDS! that was pretty good about the chinese government though. Chop chop!

God doesn't need Yahoo archives...

He has the Book of Life.

lol-G'nite!

probably a little of both...

just kidding. i dont think god needs yahoo answers to judge you.

yeah but you didn't get it from me.

lol

ask george bush

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