The winner gets ten points.
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
What happens if 13 black cats are running a race and #13 runs under a ladder, trips over a salt shaker (with salt in it) and crashes into a mirror?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? #1 - As long as his "bits" were covered I guess so.
#2 - The Earth would explode.
#3 - No
#4 - There is soybean based peanut butter.
#5 - The big ones are called ecstasy sized.
#6 - The seeds start out on the inside but migrate to the outside as they ripen.
#7 - You could make one side chocolate and one side peanut butter then you'd have Reese Peanut Butter envelopes. umm
1.wouldnt that be public indecency or w/e so i guess they could...but they police would come
2.umm im guessing it would come in last place
3.no well maybe christmas
4.yes yes they are
5.yes but you can put the small ones in pinatas and pinatas are fun!
6.idk strawberries are weird but lyummy especially with bananas
7.ooh yeah but then people that were allergic to chocolate couldnt send mail it would probally be illegal so they would be kicked out
he wins
maybe religious holidays (christmas, easter)
yeh some are stupid enough or its hard to notice, and cuz people can be very allergic to peanuts.
to make it sound better so they can sell more since their small
of course
cuz the stem used to be there, and it must of been taken out if there was a hole.
yeah sounds yummy. no sign says they wouldn't so yes!
It would make a mess
No
No
Yes it would
To make one ask questions
Yep dude.... you're that bored?that's just sad.... what?? no i am not THAT bored!!! You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
Technically, they would have to. Unless they had a seperate dress code that required pants.
What happens if 13 black cats are running a race and #13 runs under a ladder, trips over a salt shaker (with salt in it) and crashes into a mirror?
Nothing. You cancelled out the bad luck.
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
No. Every day is mattress-sale day.
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
For the same reason they put "Not for oral use" on hemroid cream. Some people really are that stupid.
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
I agree. I think they make "fun" sized candy bars to make people feel better about eating 10.
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
Strawberries are actually small condos for faerie-folk.
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
No. Because "office personnel" don't need any more incentive to get computer-butt.
:) if the person is that hungry that he didn't have time to put on his pants,yeah!I'd say serve him.
if it was his ninth life,then he's lucky.he knows he'll live 7 more years,even if it will be bad luck.
why?do you prefer to pay full price?
yeah, so here's your sign...
i guess their called that because it's fun to hide them from your old man and late at night when you watch a movie on lifetime, you can brake them out.
because the inside is meant to be filled with chocolate.
i don't know.there would be a lot of people with paper cuts on their tongues..lol 1. Probably not... if they wont serve you without a shirt, it's probably the same thing with no pants.
2. that cat would get hurt from crashing into the mirror... and getting all that bad luck on friday the 13. LoL
3. I doubt it.... there are sooooooooooooo many stores!!!
4. You got a point on the peanut butter one... why would they put that its creamy peanut butter and then there are peanuts in it?
5. I bet it's because of the calories and stuff... so they have to make it smaller.
6. I don't have a clue!!! its just that way.
7. THAT WOULD BE SOOOOOOO AWESOME!!! I LOVE CHOCOLATE! IM A CHOCOHAULIC!!! but how would they do that? | 