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Are these not Great Answers to Pickup Lines: again i must thank my mate jamie?

Man: "Is this seat empty?"

Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."



Man: "Your place or mine?"

Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."



Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman:"That's in the phone book too."



Man: "So what do you do for a living?"

Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."



Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

Woman: "Do not Enter"



Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman:"Unfertilized!"



Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."

Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"



Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."

Woman:"You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"



Man: "I know how to please a woman."

Woman: "Then why aren't you leaving me alone?"



Man: "I want to give myself to you."

Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."



Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:

Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."



Man: "Your body is like a temple."

Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."



Man: "I'd go through anything for you."

Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."



Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

hahaha...bank acc ...is best...lol

totally good!

My fave is:

"What's that perfume you're wearing?"

"Toogoodforyou"

Nice.I have some to share.
1.Can i have your number, i lost mine.
2.You must be tired,you have been running through my mine all day.
3.heaven must be missing an angel.

hahahahaha! thats hillarioous!

ahahahahahah nice ^_^

hahaah thats hilarious
[:

lol super funny

Very funny (lmao)... thanks 'Jamie' ;o)

i think dieing happy is funniest...........that's 100% annoying

LOL deserves my star***

very good,also 'get your coat,you've pulled'

haha..lol
they are funny..

I like the phonebook one... lol

Nice.

Ha ha ha.!!!
I thought they were good Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!

Most of them made me laugh. And what a coincidence i'm called Jamie too :)

.....very funny.....cute
excellent...awesome..........good job......keep up the good jokes

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