What is the best way to get back at annoying telemarketers?

OMG They call and don't even speak english. I don't no how to tell them in their lanquage DO NOT CALL. I have put the phone on speaker and vacuumed, I have had my dog bark in the phone, (by knocking on the counter to think someone was at the door). I have blown a whistle. I have pressed the # button at a constant hold. I would like some really creative ideas on how to annoy them as much as they annoy me.

I am not interested in answers to solve this. I am looking for answers that make telemarketers want to get a real job. I am aware of the national do not call list, and all of the other services availble to prevent this.

1.tell them you have to go feed your llama or your pet neighbor, then leave them on the line waiting for you until they hang up themselves.

2. make random noises in the phone or pretend you are speaking another language.

3.sing at your heart's delight

4.grunt

5.begin mimicking them in an annoying tone.

6. tell them to call you at another phone, then give them your neighbor's phone.

7. yell at the top of your lungs only while they speak.

8. Argue with them that you will only speak with Frank

9.Request pizza from them, ask for specials and delivery.

10. tell them your life story

Start with wanna play shadow? or when you answer say hi i am calling on behalf of so and so and i was just wondering if i could take a few minutes of your time and ask you a few questions then think of a few really rank questions because by this point they are already going to be confused as to what's happening then when they are done talking say thanks for your time have a nice day. Or try to sell them some avon products over the phone. have fun with this one. too funny

Mailman those are great :) hillarious

I usually just hang up, but if someone wants to make it fun or funny,
say just a minute, lay the phone down and don't go back.
ask for their number and tell them you'll call them back.
turn up some very loud music
ask questions, lots of them.
Or just ask them to put you on their do not call list.

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