If you can send a suspension letter to the person u dislike the most ala yahoo style?

how would you like it goes..
sample:

Hello 鈩eautiful D.Saster 鈾ek(bdsaster)

You have posted content to Yahoo! Answers in violation of our Community Guidelines or Terms of Service. As a result, your account has been suspended.

If you feel you were not in violation, please contact our Customer Care and tell us why.

Regards,
Yahoo! Customer Care

no, mine would sound like this... and it would be sent to a dear person around here

Hello 鈩eautiful D.Saster 鈾ek(bdsaster)

You haven't posted content to Yahoo! Answers in violation of our Community Guidelines or Terms of Service. In fact, what Terms of Service? We're kind of confused right now, so we'll have to review them all. As a result, we feel obliged to restore your account. Please don't sue us! We'll lose more than we ever lost for Microsoft. Or maybe you should so we could put an end to this whole sh*t.

It was us who were in violation, that's why we just fired the computer which suspended you. Fired... well, it's just a matter of speaking, it was in fact thrown in the Valley of the Dead. We still can't tell you why we did such a thing!

Regards,
Yahoo! The Customer Who Cares
or
Hermes the Messenger of Gods
or
The Supreme Deaf One

*hug* I wish it could be true! Report It

Hello Yahoo! Customer Care

you suck!

Regards,
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3 weeks ago

Hello Account Destroyer

You have posted content to Yahoo! Answers in violation of our Community Guidelines or Terms of Service. As a result, your account has been suspended.

If you feel you were not in violation, please contact our Customer Care and tell us why.

Regards,
Yahoo! Customer Care

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