Smoking kills. If you鈥檙e killed, you鈥檝e lost a very important part of your life.鈥?br>
~ Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
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Heather WhitestoneQuestion: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: 鈥淚 would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,鈥?br>
~ Miss Alabama鈥檚 Heather Whitestone in the 1994 Miss USA contest, who was later selected as Miss America 1995.
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Mariah Carey鈥淲henever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can鈥檛 help but cry. I mean I鈥檇 love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.鈥?br>
~ Mariah Carey
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Winston Bennett鈥淚鈥檝e never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body鈥?br>
~ Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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Mayor Of Washington DC Marion Barry鈥淥utside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country鈥?br>
~ Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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Hillary Clinton鈥淚鈥檓 not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.鈥?br>
~ Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
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Congressional Candidate In Texas鈥淭hat lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I鈥檓 just the one to do it.鈥?br>
~ A congressional candidate in Texas.
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Danny Ozark Manager Of The Philadelphia Phillies鈥淗alf this game is ninety percent mental.鈥?br>
~ Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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Al Gore鈥淚t isn鈥檛 pollution that鈥檚 harming the environment. It鈥檚 the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.鈥?br>
And (yea he gets two)鈥?br>
鈥淲e are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.鈥?br>
~ Al Gore, former Vice President of the United States (and inventor of teh internet : )
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Dan Quayle鈥淚 love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix .鈥?br>
~ Dan Quayle
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Lee Iococca鈥淲e鈥檝e got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?鈥?br>
~ Lee Iacocca
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Joe Theisman鈥淭he word 鈥済enius鈥?isn鈥檛 applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.鈥?br>
~ Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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Colonel Gerald Wellman鈥淲e don鈥檛 necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people鈥?br>
~ Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
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Bill Clinton Former President of the United States鈥淚f we don鈥檛 succeed, we run the risk of failure.鈥?br>
~ Bill Clinton, Former President of the United States
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Keppel Enderbery鈥淭raditionally, most of Australia 鈥檚 imports come from overseas.鈥?br>
~ Keppel Enderbery
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Department of Social Services鈥淵our food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.鈥?br>
~ Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman鈥淚f somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there鈥檒l be a record.鈥?br>
~ Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman Mariah Carey鈥淲henever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can鈥檛 help but cry. I mean I鈥檇 love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.鈥?br>
~ Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey, you b*ch. Foolish lady. I hate you ! LOL
wow there are some ding dongs in the world these days!...its funni how that the majority are in charge of sumtin!
Norman Einstein? rofl! I loved the winston benneth one.. "I've never had major knee surgery on any part of my body before" xD That is hilarious love them
they are great =) LOL! That's sooooo funny! You are getting a star! |
